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Sue Gray Report
Cameron: I say Johnson old chap, aren't you taking your school report home to ma and pa? Johnson: Fat chance of that old boy. Miss Gray...
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John Hemming-Clark
Nov 1, 20211 min read
HE'S BACK - TODAY!
"The Further Adventures of Horace Horrise" with FREE calendar offer. The UK's funniest, liveliest and naughtiest young person with four...
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John Hemming-Clark
Oct 19, 20211 min read
They don't make can openers like they used to. Or children.
Oh dear. Yesterday I threw out our next to useless (only) can opener. Today an unnamed individual decided to make fishcakes but first...
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John Hemming-Clark
Oct 4, 20212 min read
The Syphoning Badge
Horace Horrise is back! Friday was another great scout meeting. John [Scout Leader] asked us last week what badges we would like to do...
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John Hemming-Clark
Sep 6, 20211 min read
Special Offers
I have several special offers that you can find at https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/specialoffers
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John Hemming-Clark
Jun 11, 20210 min read
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John Hemming-Clark
Jun 9, 20211 min read
Before I was a scout leader I was a parent...
Before I was a scout leader I was a parent so I totally understand the (for now anonymous) mother who considered this, "Beaver badges...
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John Hemming-Clark
Apr 15, 20211 min read
“I've had a lot of worries in my life..."
“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.” Mark Twain
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John Hemming-Clark
Apr 1, 20211 min read
Suspended by The Scout Association
“I resent the idea that people would blame the messenger for the message, rather than looking at the content of the message itself.”...
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John Hemming-Clark
Mar 28, 20211 min read
I resent the idea...
“I resent the idea that people would blame the messenger for the message, rather than looking at the content of the message itself.”...
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John Hemming-Clark
Mar 11, 20211 min read
Make a Perpetual Calendar!
Here's a great activity that will ensure your young people will always know what date it is! You will need: Pen Scissors Tape Two printed...
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John Hemming-Clark
Feb 18, 20211 min read
For all those uni. parents out there...
"Dirty plates don't wash themselves," Knows every mum and dad. But tell that to your uni. kid And they'll think you've gone well mad....
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John Hemming-Clark
Feb 15, 20213 min read
ZOOM SCAVENGER HUNT
Friday 12th February A year ago was the last time we did a scavenger hunt. We were at the hut and Skip told us that we had to go out into...
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John Hemming-Clark
Feb 6, 20210 min read
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John Hemming-Clark
Feb 5, 20211 min read
LGBT+ History Month
Oh look, The Scout Association now has a Pride logo.
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John Hemming-Clark
Jan 23, 20211 min read
Horace is a Scout
Continuing the series...Horace is a Scout. Do you have a "Charlie"? https://www.johnhemmingclark.com/horaceisascout
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John Hemming-Clark
Dec 17, 20200 min read
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John Hemming-Clark
Nov 15, 20201 min read
FLASH FREEBIE! Free book offer - no strings!
Hiya! What a year - let me make it a bit more smiley! I have 1,000 copies of "Letters Home from Scout & Guide Camp" available for FREE,...
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John Hemming-Clark
Nov 3, 20201 min read
Check those receipts!
Dash into that shop, grab the stuff you need, go to the cashier who scans the items, wave your card on the reader, "No receipt needed...
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